7.18.2005:
11:13 PMWow... She came back.
Usually, after a night of dealing with me, people are about ready to rip their hair out by the follicles and burn me in effigy. But for some reason, the rap star princess has returned.
Post the log, you say? Well! I don't mind if I do!
barrenunmami: hey, do u know what an FTP
barrenunmami: is
joe: yep
joe: why
barrenunmami: cuz my friens is trying to make a website & i was like "I THINK I KNOW THE RIGHT PERSON TO ASK ABOWT IT! HE HAS HIS OWN WEBSITE N ITS PRETTY POPULAR I THINK"
barrenunmami: friends*
barrenunmami: err
barrenunmami: friend*
barrenunmami: u think you can help him on publishin his website
barrenunmami: or w/e
joe: hmm
joe: im not very good at it
joe: i suck
joe: ok, ok, i can help you
barrenunmami: yayy
barrenunmami: !
joe: tell him to open his CMD prompt
joe: He'll need to interface his SMTP with his LOL
barrenunmami: ok
joe: let me know when that's done
barrenunmami: u wanna IM him?
joe: no no
joe: it's better this way
barrenunmami: lol
barrenunmami: ok
joe: does he have powersupply wax?
joe: because this is prob. going to tax his system and send his SYSMON into OMG or WTF status
joe: so he'll need to keep his powersupply waxed
barrenunmami: he uses frontpage
joe: hmm
joe: I don't know about that
joe: backpage is WAY easier to use
joe: because it's WYSIWTF
barrenunmami: hmm
joe: hmm?
barrenunmami: backpage?
barrenunmami: does that really exist?
joe: ... yeah, of course
joe: all the popular and famous webmasters use it
joe: that and hotdog
barrenunmami: i didnt know hotdogs can make websites
joe: hotdog is one of the best HTML editors
joe: by far
joe: http://www.rps.psu.edu/0009/graphics/HotDog.jpg
joe: err, i mean
joe: http://www.sausage.com/
joe: no kidding
joe: they call it that because when you make your first ever blinking spinning email icon, you scream "HOT DOG!"
barrenunmami: * adrian *: hmmm
* adrian *: well see
* adrian *: I AWREADY BUILT DA SITE
joe: oh
joe: in that case, he needs to watch out for the google and yahoo spiders.
joe: seriously, the spiders get into your site
joe: I recommend using RAID
barrenunmami: lmao wtf
barrenunmami: wow
barrenunmami: all of this is jibberish to me
joe: oh, i know, it's confusing
joe: you have to be famous to understand it, i think
barrenunmami: lmao omg
barrenunmami: yr stuck on yrself!
joe: yep, it's that fucking superglue
joe: they make it in those metal tubes, you know?
joe: and if you bend it, it forms a crease and a little hole forms on the fold
joe: it's a mess.
barrenunmami: whaat
barrenunmami: in the fllyyyin hell are you talkin abouttt :
joe: even I don't know.
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