12.17.2007:
Espresso Beans
10:09 AMI've noticed that some people are uncomfortable when I've eaten chocolate-covered espresso beans.
Some People: "Hey, what's that delectable little treat you seem to be enjoying there?"
Me: "A chocolate covered espresso bean."
SP: *contorted face* "Eew."
Me: "Want one?"
SP: "No, thanks..."
But when they see me eating a nothing-covered espresso bean, it brings out the worst in them.
Some People: "Hey, what's that delectable little treat you seem to... Wait... I recognize that - is that... A coffee bean?!?"
Me: "Well... An espresso bean, yes."
SP: *contorted face* "Eew."
Me: "Want one?"
SP: "FUCK YOU! I hold you in ill regard for even considering that I would place that vile thing in my mouth!"
Me: "Uh... Okay..."
SP: "Seriously! You are the worst humanity has to offer! You disgust me, you... You coffee bean eater!"
Me: "It's an espresso b..."
SP: "I WILL RAPE YOUR MOTHER! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE! I HOPE YOU SPRAIN AN ANKLE! SO ON AND SO FORTH!"
Me: *leaves*
They see me munchin'... They hatin'...
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