1.21.2008:
More about the #5 worst birthday (with scar pics!!!)
1:53 AMSince I wrote about a fairly gruesome wound on Mentally Incontinent today (for the #5 spot in my top five worst birthdays ever), I figured I'd show pics of the scar from the incident... Only, it didn't really photograph well. Because it was an X-Acto, the cut was very clean - but it definitely did scar, and you can see it kinda okay here. But you can also see the other scars I've accumulated on my left hand over the years:
My left hand is truly a testament to stupidity. And yes, my older brother once tried to play that stupid knife game that Bishop does in Aliens when I was six... Cut my index finger pretty bad. there was a pretty sizable chunk of bone showing. You can barely see the scar now, since I kinda... You know... Cut it off with a cleaver while trying to halve a frozen chicken breast...
If you're wondering what "Fence at Chili's" refers to, read this story and wonder no more.
And yes, there'll be a new part of the story every day this week :)
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2 Comments:
Holy crap, I was really worried that pic #1 was your junk for more than a split second.
Joe, the Worst B'day story is pretty darn funny, and the comment by Anonymous about pic #1 looking like your junk put me over the edge!
I'm looking forward to stories #4-#1, and I wonder . . . how many of the stories has Mike as one of the gang who saves you from hand cuffs (or worse)?
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