4.08.2008:
A little word-math problem...
9:55 AMSince I apparently have a good 30 or so minutes before I will finally talk to someone who can ACTUALLY help me, I thought I might take this opportunity to stimulate your brain and give you a little mid-morning word math problem to get your morning started right.
First, definitions:
- 'Point A' is defined as my home;
- 'Point B' is defined as the Forest Park DDS (Dept. of Driver Services) office;
- 'Point C' is defined as the Atlanta DDS (Dept. of Driver Services) office;
- 'Hell' is defined as the Union City courthouse (and all of Union City, actually)
Second, the parameters:
- A is 31 minutes from B, and 44 minutes from C.
- B and C apparently don't talk to Hell much.
- Hell is 45 minutes from A, 30 minutes from B, 40 minutes from C, and populated with fat, stupid, lazy, ignorant... You get the idea.
- Today is Tuesday.
And now, the problem:
If I take time away from working yesterday to travel to Hell at 12:00 to pay an old speeding ticket (63 in a 45) of $291.00 because they don't do pay by phone or internet, and after nearly an hour wait (despite being the only one there) Hell tells me I must travel to B THAT DAY to prove the ticket has been paid so I don't lose my license, and I go to B only to find that they are closed on Monday, so I get up early to go to B and wait another hour only to find that B doesn't do notifications or reinstatements, meaning that 1) Hell doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about and 2) I now have to go to C and wait another 40 minutes to get in the door so I can wait another 30 minutes to finally get this shit resolved, at what point do I give up and just mail bombs to B, C and Hell so I can live in a Federal Penitentary and never have to deal with this shit again?
Take your time answering... I'm not going anywhere anytime soon.
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4 Comments:
See how much time you saved by speeding? :D
Wow, is the state of Georgia stuck in some sort of time warp? They don't let you pay by Internet or phone? How...quaint.
dangerous is it to threaten to blow up government offices on the internet?
Well obviously it's a joke. Plus, I never said "I'm going to" or "I should" or "I will." I just framed it in the form of a hypothetical silly word-math problem.
To any government agencies reading this (I'm looking at you, NSA, since I use AT&T), THIS IS A JOKE. I have no intention of blowing up anything.
But I do maintain that the entire Georgia DDS system is fucking stupid and ridiculous and wastes everyone's time, and Union City would be better laid to waste and used for long-term airport parking.
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