The Journal of Joe The Peacock. Yay.: OH MY GOD WHEN THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING MMS UPDATE GOING TO COME FOR AT&T FUCK

9.25.2009:

OH MY GOD WHEN THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING MMS UPDATE GOING TO COME FOR AT&T FUCK

1:14 PM

Seriously, I have been clicking "Check for Update" in iTunes all goddamn afternoon waiting for this much-vaunted MMS update for iPhone. This is serious business, people, because I have some pictures I need to send to friends and family for their PHONES!

have never in my life wanted to send a picture mail more than I do right now. I have all these pictures of my cats, and people NEED TO SEE THEM!

NEED! I FUCKING SAID NEED! Because they're CAT pictures and people LOVE cat pictures and I haven't been able to send any for like months since I moved to iPhone!

You see that fucking picture of that cat? That's Tiny Tim, and there are people in my life who need to see him being so fucking cute on that cat stand! And they CANNOT because they don't read my BLOG!

See Jake there? Jake is so fucking cool, and I can't share him with people who I know who won't read my blog! And the only way for me to fufil their need is to send that damn picture via MMS! AT&T DOESN'T WANT CUTE CAT PICTURES TO BE IN THE HANDS OF THOSE WHO NEED THEM MOST - the people who I love but who don't love me enough to read my blog!

MEWTOO IS TOO GODDAMN FAT TO FIT IN THIS CAT STAND! And I can't show my sister, who won't read my blog, because it doesn't contain any relevant information and she can't be bothered - so how the fuck else is she going to see this FAT FUCKING CAT in this cat stand?

Chewbacca is using Cloud as a pillow! THIS IS TOO FUCKING CUTE NOT TO SHARE! I stayed up all night last night getting all these pictures ready for today's big MMS update so I can send them to my sister who will be so thankful! And it's not here yet! WHERE THE FUCK IS IT!

LOOK AT ORANGE JULIUS! He's yawning, and cat yawns are cute, and cute cat yawn picutres make days go by faster and much more pleasant! And my friends and my family who refuse to read my blog can't get these pictures without MMS!

HURRY THE FUCK UP AT&T OR ELSE THE PEOPLE WHOSE PHONE NUMBERS I HAVE WILL BE DEPRIVED OF THIS PICTURE OF BUZZ SLEEPING ON THE PORCH

ARGGGGGGGGGGGH

*** UPDATE 3:06PM ***

I thought I'd share with you guys the first MMS I sent (to Jeremy) after the service went live:

*** UPDATE 3:25PM ***

So I Twittertweeted about my first MMS. This guy then asks:

...That's not at all disturbing. Nope, not at all. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to sit sobbing in the shower hoping all the icky will wash away.

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4 Comments:

CallieMo said...: Awwwwwww, cute kitties.

But be honest Joe, you just want the ability to send pictures of your butt to people who deserve it.; 9/25/2009 2:05 PM
Anonymous said...: Oh My God you are soooo funny.
I didn't know you were secretly the crazy cat lady.
You are very good at hiding that fact.; 9/25/2009 10:49 PM
Lizerati said...: I wish I had read the update before I sent a ha ha hilarious picture of text demanding cat photos, a joke you came up with 48 hours earlier. Damn you, Joe.; 9/27/2009 12:59 PM
amy grace said...: I counted seven. I don't believe that's all of them. There must be more. MOAR!

(I only have six left, and only five in the house!)

I love you for supporting Andrea's rescue efforts and for being Mr Cat Lady Man.; 9/28/2009 2:25 AM