The Journal of Joe The Peacock. Yay.: Being The Early Bird

10.15.2009:

Being The Early Bird

9:29 AM

You ever hear that the early bird gets the worm?

What the fuck kind of incentive is that?!? No only do you have to crawl out of an environment that as close to the womb as you've managed to attain since being born, probably interrupting a really great dream involving twins (any dream, with any twins - twins are just neat, no matter what they're doing, even fixing bicycles). But you have to do it to eat worms!!!!

That's why I'm never the early bird.

Also, did you ever notice that, while the early birds try to fly with full stomachs, they lose their agility and can't dodge the engines of the Boeings flying the first-of-day commuters?

All that waking up stuff... Highly overrated.

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4 Comments:

Jaguar said...: Whats up with the lack of updates lately? Wake up and do some blogging!; 10/15/2009 10:00 AM
Anonymous said...: I agree completely. I love your way with words!

And yes, I am lazy...didn't bother to create an account to post with. I have too many accounts!

Be well,
Sue; 10/15/2009 10:07 AM
marcus said...: The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.; 10/15/2009 12:07 PM
Anonymous said...: Great. More Andy Rooney.; 10/16/2009 2:01 PM